CLAWS
From CLAWSWiki
CLAWS is the Comprehensive Lateral Administrative Work System. It is:
- Comprehensive
- because anything CLAWS cannot do is not worth doing,
- Lateral
- because it coordinates disparate systems with no regard for how they were meant to function,
- Administrative
- because that is what administrators want,
- Work-oriented
- because there is no modtetris, and
- Systematic
- because it underwent a thorough design process in advance.
Just kidding! CLAWS is not an acronym for anything.
